She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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