i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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