i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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