ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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