so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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