I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
