I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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