I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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