Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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