I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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