I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
