would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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