: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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