I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
NoShamevember. You game?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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