So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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