I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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