Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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