Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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