I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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