Acid is not a monday night drug
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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