how can u be prego again
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Pooping to opera.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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