Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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