Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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