I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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