its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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