Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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