I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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