She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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