Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
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just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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