People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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