Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize