Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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