So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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