Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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