Is it normal to miss your booty call?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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