At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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