Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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