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You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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