I wish life had little blips of pornography
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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