You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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