i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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