shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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