i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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