Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
there is puke in my bra ... again
Will exercising make me less horny?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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