i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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