mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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