I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I AM VODKA MAN
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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