it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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