I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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