i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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