butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize