Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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