hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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