.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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