PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
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Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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