So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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